Tripstone Heathen - Paranoid Stoner Blues

Lit up a joint and my brain got loose
Feeling kind of twitchy with these
Paranoid blues.
Mailman wait but
I swear it was cold.
LIKE ONE MORE
PUFF and we rage a war boat.
Neighbors
Keep riding by on his bike.
He's
Taking photos
Yeah, that don't feel right
Even my goldfish bubbling suspicious
Probably texting the cops.
Little snitching
I got the paranoid blues
THINK THE SMOKE ALARM'S tapping on my moves
Every creak in the floors got news
Yeah, I'm laughing through these
Paranoid blues
Hey, hey, uh
TV remote vanished in the thin air.
That's alien tech, man, I swear, I swear.
Microwave beeped too sharp, too loud.
Cold damn pitchers working for the crowd.
Took one sip of water
All spit it back out.
Tasted like fluoride
What's that about
Check my chips bag, but
I saw it breathe.
Now
I'm hiding in the back room
With the dry heaves.
I got my paranoid blues
Think the street lamps blinking
Secret clues
Every fart from the dogs bad news
Yeah, I'm crying laughing with these
Paranoid blues
Uh, uh, uh, doorbell rang, I nearly lost control.
Almost pissed myself and i
Dropped my bowl.
Peeped outside
It was uber
Eats, but his car had
Cameras strapped to the seat.
The lights
Are blinking
Oh, hell no,
I unhooked the fast, stupid state in the ditch.
Thought my couch was moving
Swiped it just in time.
If the feds in the bushes, they going to smell
My high
Toilet made a noise like it whispered
My name.
Swear the plungers
Working to a variable mainframe.
Opened
Up the fridge, saw the milk jug
Wink, man
I almost puked right there in the sink
I'm too high tonight
Police siren way off from a mile away.
I
Flushed all my weed and my nachos, hey
Neighbors canned me out, I swear
They said busted.
Now my whole damn mind
Can't be trusted.
I farted so loud
I almost set off a drone.
Hit the floor crawling like
I'm in the war zone
Every sound feels dirty, every
Joke feels true.
Man, I'm too damn high
For the paranoia blues
Was that the fBI
Nah, just my stomach